Bitch Banter

Hello, I'm Kim, I'm an alcoholic. I'm also addicted to amphetamines as well as main line narcotics. Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It's kinda like the chicken or the nugget. The point is, I'm addicted to gambling. Thank you.

 

 

aqua-twin:

digitonicelectronic:

lexxerduglas:

the1janitor:

You’re Probably Not Really a Nice Guy (by the1janitor)

This video has surpassed 50,000 views! woooooo

Wanted to put this on here and was very pleased to find the dude’s actual tumblr account to reblog it from!

Aces.

Anyway, this is one of the best dissections of the “Nice Guy” condition I’ve ever heard.

“Friends get put in the friendzone because they are being very friendly” is pretty much the most accurate statement I’ve heard about this topic in a very, very long time. 

Actually, most of what this guy says is spot the fuck on.

No fucking cookies for being a decent human being dudes, sorry, that’s fucking life. Grow a pair and make your own damn cookies if you need them to feel good about yourself. 

No but seriously. Everything this guys said. Everything. Not just about “nice guys” but about any two people in a relationship ever (while highlighting and underlining the term ‘people’ for emphasis on the three dimensional personality characteristics of a human being that term entails)

most spot on video i’ve seen in awhile

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aliciafaye:

I fucking adore Dorothy.

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zuky:

kynodontas:

dwayne johnson singing ONE OF MY FAVORITE SAM COOKE SONGS oh my god

Very sweet. Maybe Westerners are starting to realize something which everyone in Asia knows, which is that if you put a guitar in the hands of someone from the Philippines or Samoa or Tonga or pretty much anywhere in the South Pacific, it’s probably gonna be okay. Much respect to Dwayne Johnson for choosing an old Sam Cooke song.

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babsblogs:

now-do-it:

MY HEART IS MELTING

💕💖💕

I love Roseanne.

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blackrebeldivineroyalsoul:

A little extra for your Thursday, Racializens. 

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pattilahell:

dabigbangtheory:

housewifeswag:

10knotes:

lego-batmann:

 9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids

“and you are fat.” I am crying. so good.

“the rash on my p-nus”

“not to be hard but I need money.”

Annisa knows the struggle. Shake the tooth fairy down, girl.

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karethdreams:

The Wage Gap: A Handy Visual Guide

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princess-fluffybutt:

sassyhiddles:

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

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